Alan Cumming from an interview on NPR’s Fresh Air
This quote is a great reminder of how easy it is to erase people who are bisexual or pansexual and in long term relationships. Two of the most lovely bisexual ladies I know both experience this: one is bisexual, married to a woman, and has kids—most assume she’s lesbian because she hasn’t dated men since college, but she’s confident in her bisexuality. The other just got married not long ago to a man and is a proud bisexual advocate—but finds explaining that her husband hasn’t ‘turned her straight’ really, really annoying (he finds it just as annoying).(via ethelreds)
when he finally shows you his dick
The Fault In Our Sombreros.
Nacho average love story.
it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions
you fucking salmon
boy nipples are weird
girl nipples are weird
the word nipple is weird
the phrase nip nops is weird
That’s why you call them sensitive chest raisins.
first of all, no
World Cup prediction: Ireland will win but krum will catch the snitch
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”
This is stupid as hell go eat some cereal or something before your hipster ass swallows a bee
I got 99 problems and all of them are Luftballons.
benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth
this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care